Mommy Got Boobs: How I Met the Woman of My Dreams is a funny little video written by Holly Hayden called Mommy Girlfriend. In this video, Hayden shows her audience how to pick the perfect girl and what to do when your mommy got boobs so big you can't see through them. It's a good read for women who have experienced motherhood and are now in their thirties or even fifties. In fact, I bet Hayden still has big boobs and isn't too bothered about showing them off!.