Every guy who does not date skinny girls or women with a shaved neck and legs is probably committing the biggest sin in the dating game - he fucks skinny young women. The majority of us are not fortunate enough to live with beautiful young women, so we are forced to date guys who are not only less attractive than we are but also younger than us. There is no way we can put up with having to shave our balls and be forced to wear non-ppy hair bands for years to come. This is why every man who does not date skinny women or young blonde women should seriously consider taking a two or three year course at a barber school that focuses on how to shave your balls properly, so you look like a porn star even when you're just going to the club on Friday night..