One day a little while back my girlfriend went to a birthday party (no big deal, we're talking about a cupcake here) and ended up forgetting her keys. So she goes outside to get them and ends up being mistaken for a stripper. The Strippergram is a thing that you can put on top of your car's that has a hook to it that you can tie around your waist or legs and pretty much makes you look like a stripper. My girlfriend was in such a hurry that she didn't even realize what she looked like because the stripper Gramma got all excited and started doing the things that you'd expect out of a stripper. This didn't bother me too much because I've seen this happen before and she just laughed it off and we were able to continue on with our evening. However, I decided that it might be a good idea for other women who may get mistaken for a stripper to keep a few things in mind..