"Only StepMom is supposed to touch you there, like a grown up." I can't tell if this is the most cutting edge or original advice that a "cougar" (courageous, older women) would give but I do know that it's out there. I'm sure you've been introduced to the idea of "cougar" as some sort of new age catchall term for a promiscuous woman who's into adult toys and dirty stuff, but honestly, if you're a mature lady with some self-respect who isn't afraid to express her sexuality in the most natural way possible, you probably already know this. You see, I believe that if you are a proper female with self-respect who hasn't been trained to act a certain way based on society's definition of what a mature lady should "do", then I don't have to tell you what "being a grownup" is supposed to mean or what "cougar" is supposed to look like. And I don't think any of my readers want to find out what "they" want to look like, I mean, cunts, right?.