My wife had some really freaky ideas about how I would go about giving her a handjob and one of those ideas involved me dressing up in a little skirt and a tiny top that I had not been able to remove when she walked in the door last week. She started screaming at me and calling me a dirty lover while I was standing by the couch getting ready for our big night on her couch. I tried to explain to her that it was simply an imitation of a handjob and that she shouldn't be offended by it because it was just a fantasy. After explaining the difference between fantasies and realities, she calmed down a bit and I ended up going to bed..