Horny Grandma is a very naughty old bugger and that is why he always wakes up early in the morning. He gets in his bed, removes his clothes and gets into the act of pleasuring himself while making business all over the country shake with fear and tension. Now you are probably thinking to yourself "what a pervert, he wants to sleep with me because I'm so hot". If you think that this description sums up Horny Grandma, you are totally wrong because here is a list of some of his most horny characteristics:.