When your wife calls you out of the blue and wants you to make her some home cooked spaghetti, do you say "Nigga, this is the dumbest thing I have done in a long time!" Or do you get all excited and tell her you are going to get it done fast and not stop until she has the biggest load of spaghetti you have ever seen in her kitchen. If you said Nigga, then my friend, you are about to become an online dating sensation in less than one minute flat. The only thing that will stand between you and the number one spot on the Eating Housewives site is if you decide to act like a big Cuckoldry and start throwing around some spit whenever she orders it..