Dana DeArmond gets a BBC up the ass on the first episode of Bitch, Please! I'm sure most of the guys reading this video would have heard of it at some point or another, but in case you didn't, the premise is this: Divorced sex therapist, 37-year-old wife and mother of two (in other words, she has a lot of sexual experience), returns to her old bedroom (porn star mom's place, no less). She gets out her curvy, aggressive, tattooed fan-cunt lover (a.k.a. "fan" is the plural form of the word vagina) and proceeds to perform various self-sex acts, mostly in bed and on camera for her benefit and the amusement of her well-wisher husband, played by Chris Evans..