It's not a secret that my wife has a dirty little secret she likes to share with her girlfriends. The fact that my girl prefers role-playing only means one thing - she likes to play with her sex toys and her vagina is no exception. Recently, after months of begging her to do more "doodles" for her, I thought it was time to break the status quo and get her a real girlfriend. Luckily for me, it was easier than I thought it would be because our sex life has been so fantastic I felt like I had done something miraculous. And as any self-respecting porn star would tell you, "A man's got to do what a man's got to do!".