My Girlfriend is my Mother, My Dildo is my Mom's Dildo - This is a message I wrote to my girlfriend, after she told me that she thought I was cheating on her because I was wearing a small pink dildo in my boxer shorts. She then went and told all of her friends at school. After she told her friends, one of them came over to my house and asked if she could give me "the dildo." She did and when I saw it the next day in the mirror, I almost fainted, it was so small and perfect for her tastes.My horny girlfriend's mom toying before doggy | cheating | one | girlfriend | great | ; } My Girlfriend and her lover are now great friends; however, my girlfriend still thinks about me every now and then and sometimes I get jealous. It's great to have a girlfriend who can turn you on so easily, but as a father, I just don't understand. While she might think that she's doing something to me to cause this jealousy, I can feel that I'm doing the exact same thing to her by turning her on with my hands, mouth, penis or butt (in jest). While she's having one of her "special" moments with me, I'm enjoying this great feeling of power over her, which makes me feel like I'm the greatest lover in the world..