So one day my hubby is like, hey, I think I want to try dirty talk with my boyfriend or flirting with him. So she gets on the computer and turns on the voice morphologist program. Next thing you know the old M. law comes over and starts telling me how my dog is going to love me if I do a sex act on her. Oh, yah, and then she tells me all about how old M. law is and that I should probably impress her big time before I do it. This was so embarrassing and when I told her I don't know what to say she said, "oh no, just do something hot and hairy.".