"Old Bladder" by Kevin Kline is a fantastic video of a cocky, perky blonde female who is picking up guys in bars all over the country. It's about as perfect an opening line as you're likely to find in a pickup video: "Old Bladder, she's so dumb she can't hit her mark." Yes, indeed, Old Bladder is a very dumb, and not very nice, woman. In fact, when Old Bladder goes to a bar for the first time, she has such a bad attitude that a group of men take pity on her and invite her over to their house to "pool," thus effectively ruining her chance of picking up any hot girls in the future. Unfortunately, Old Bladder soon gets more than she bargained for, as one of her new "pups" decides to start a fight with Old Bladder, so much so that police are called and Old Bladder needs to be rushed to the hospital to have her ribs removed..