After a year of dating, a man named Michael gets his old woman home for the night. Unfortunately, she's not all she was when he first met her - she's now forty years old and brings a huge bag of bulging taters to the house. While trying to make love with her in bed (which is quite difficult because she's so big) Michael gets one of those crazy ideas - he ties her up in some massage therapy ropes and buries his head between her huge boobs. Poor thing never sees it coming! As she tries to kick and scream her way out of this torturous ordeal, Michael strangles her to death with his bare hands and then goes to find a pizza place for lunch..