After a long night of drunken revelry, my husband, Privat Pervers, and I decide to walk outside for some fresh air. We walk until we are tired and we decide to have a little lunch. We sit down at a small table near the bushes by our front door and eat lunch while watching our neighbors trudge up their freshly cut lawn. While eating our lunch, we notice a young guy in his late twenties or early thirties is walking up to our table and asking if we would like some "slimmer" chicken wings. I say sure, I am already hungry so I can have what he wants. He asks if we would like to try a shave with him and asks if we would like to "shave big.".