Crazy Maria is your average, middle aged, self-confident, entitled American female. On the day that our family was planning a vacation to a beautiful island in Mexico, Maria, out of the blue, called us from our house, an hour early, crying that her neighbor had thrown a rock into her balcony. "This guy is nuts," I thought, and so I went over to talk to her. What I heard was not good. Maria told me that her neighbor had thrown a rock at her because she was smoking on her balcony, and because she was Mexican she didn't know what to do - she was angry and felt like she deserved to be thrown off the balcony. "You're lucky you live in America," I told her and told her that I would never do anything to upset her..