So last week I was talking to an acquaintance about the DEUTSCHLANDER report and she told me that it's a great way to find out about the wild side of British women. In fact, she said it was a shame that all the information they had been fed by tabloids and the press was so distorted. The funny thing is that the only people who've heard about the DEUTSCHLANDER report are women who work at agencies looking for men for sexual relationships. The rest of us - women with husbands or boyfriends - haven't even heard of it. So what is it and how does it work? (And is it dangerous?).