In a new mini-series entitled Reality Kings - StepMoms Bang Teens, which debuted on A&E this week, horny teen step moms get to do what teenagers do: shop, drink, eat and then take it easy for the duration of their shopping spree! In this case, the shopping spree involves some adult material - in this case, it's some semi-nude woman that's sucking on a dildo. The scene is interspersed with shots of the "shopping assistant" (the Porno for Short kind of word) licking an expensive watch, flashing a vulgar smile and generally acting like a walking, talking porno version of a mall clerk. Yes, it's a little too late by the time the credits roll to change anything - but I'll be sure to miss it when the next Reality King's episode airs..