If your wife is about to get married to a much older, much bigger and much more muscular "lawyer" you have to make sure that she is not going to get caught red-handed cheating on her husband in their newly purchased stiletto platform heels. That's right, my dirty little trick for catching a cheating wife is to wear some sexy little black dress (LBD), some thigh high boots, some corsets, some nipple pasties and some very revealing high heel shoes. Now you see why my husband and I are completely the same size..