My husband and I used to think that after six years of marriage it was time to just clean up my butt a bit, but when I looked back on my life I realized that it was probably more important for my sanity that I never talk about it with anyone other than my husband, so I kept it to myself. Now, that I'm a mom I need to get back to being a girl who takes care of herself like every woman should and that includes cleaning her own bottom like a good little cougar. My daughter told me that there are a lot of women who don't like the idea of their mom cleaning them up, but I didn't really care, it's not like I'm cleaning someone else's clothes anyway. While she was cleaning my bottom, I just kind of looked over and saw my husband giving me a funny look like he was disappointed. "Mom, come on," I hissed back, "you're doing a great job.".