"Shoplyfter" is a web series that was created as a tongue in cheek poke at those online gamers who think that the game is all about shooting and killing virtual enemies and non-player characters, and yet can't ever seem to come up with anything better than them. The series revolves around the life of Shoplyfter, a shoplifter in a small town. She dreams of becoming a big cock, but her father thinks that she should be an assistant, which would be more helpful to her chances of finding a husband. With the help of her friend Bess, who knows all the stores in town, she sets out to find the perfect shot to impress her father, and meets the online gamer, "Shoplyfter", who has just the right shot... In this Review we will be discussing the Followers of the Styx and why it is that they are after Shoplyfter, as well as the implications of this game for those that love the fantasy genre..