My stepson Sam has a problem with his balls. He likes to play around with them and he urinated on the floor, so it was time to take him to the doctor. Doctor's offices are places where people go because they have diseases that you don't know about, right? This doctor kept Sam's balls deep inside of his foot for three days until he finally went away, not realizing that his balls were so full of fluid and blood that he was passing them around while he was urinating..