A recent video in the local newspaper, 'Teacher Assigns Anal Assisted Test to Moms," has brought a lot of public attention to the instructors' usage of "ass" when describing students' anal knowledge. In this test, two women were given a detailed questionnaire that asked for their preferences in sex acts, their definition of sex, and their feelings about anal intercourse. One of the questions was "do you prefer having anal sex with my husband or my son?" and the other was "do you think my anus is too small?" The answers were compared between the students and the actual anal exam. The results showed that the women who gave the most inappropriate answers actually passed the exam with flying colors, while those who gave explanations for their negative answers got a failing mark..