My girlfriend's old step mom is so horny! The other day, she called me up and was telling me that she had to pick me up in three minutes or else I am going to get laid. I told her that I do not have time to pick her up because I have a three minute drive to work. She then told me that I am so wasted if I do not get laid soon. I asked her what she was talking about and she said that her old step mother is so horny!.