My Little League Baseball coach, Mr. David Milford, diagnosed a problem in our rotation last week and sent me to the back for a couple of drills to warm up my lower back and a few stretching exercises. I think I spent about fifteen minutes of those drills on the bottom, trying to stay upright, but each time I tried I felt a little stronger, so I went back for round two and three, hoping to repeat my success. Well, that's when I noticed something, there were three things rubbing against my lower back and groin, and they all felt a little different, so when I warmed up for round four I knew something was up. Mr. Milford assured me that it was just nerves, but I could feel something stiff and hard to the touch, so when the doctor examined me he confirmed my suspicions and brought me into the back doctor examination room, where it was revealed that I had caught some new dogs and had become suspicious that the newness was rubbing off and making my big girls feel new in their new bikinis. Anyway, I was glad all was in order and enjoyed the rest of the summer, but I wished I had paid more attention in that first doctor examination..