"Carmela, you like my big asses, Mommy, but I think I'd prefer your big tight lips instead." - Carmela | head | stepmom | big | balls} One of the most controversial things that happened in American television last year was the Scandal show, which used cleavage as a major part of drama. It seemed to be very awkward for all of the women on the show and it seemed like they were playing a game of practicality with each other to try to make it look good. The episode ended with Leighton Meester's wife receiving a huge blow job from stepmother, and that seemed to seal the deal for me: if I'm going to have sex with my wife, then I might as well get it over with without too much fuss. And that is why I stopped being a Stepmom and started being a Real Sister..