After our date, Vanessa and I had an incredibly fun night in bed watching soap operas while she ate my hand and sucked my toes. She looked at me like I was a retard and I told her that I think she looked kind of ashamed when she ate my hand. While My Step Mom is not quite so understanding, our sex life has definitely improved since that night. I can now get hand jobs from women who want to be me or who want to learn how to be me. My sex life is also pretty good considering all the "cougars" I've convinced of their virginal intentions, but still, there are times when I'm not able to perform as well as I'd like. When this happens, there is only one thing that I can do and that's to find a good handjob online!.