The video of a busted blonde shoplifter from Texas who tried to sell her 14-year-old boyfriend her fake boobs is making the rounds on the internet. In fact, it is making the rounds in the blogosphere as well: "Threesome Shoplifters Pile Their Hoofs In Front Of A Closed Door" (by a different author). In any case, the shoplifter was caught on video, and the video makes for interesting viewing: she sells her overpriced boobs at a store and then tells the officer who stops her that she has seven babies and a dog and wants the officer to be sure she is pregnant. The officer lets her go. When she comes out, she is carrying what appears to be several cartons of what she calls Smirnoff Ice, and the officer finds out that she is not pregnant. She tells him she sells the stuff for extra dollars a bottle, and he lets her go..