After my wife left me she started dating a guy called "Big Steve" and my kids thought it was hilarious that their Mom was going out with a big ass. It wasn't until I saw the emails from Amazon that I realized what I had done wrong. You see, "Big Steve" was an overweight male stripper who was living in our town and my wife used to take him and showers him with positive vibes. Now days she showers him with negative vibes because she knows I hate that type of trash. Well now she is upset because I told her I don't cook anymore because cooking makes my skin crawl and she has to do it at home with the garbage in the bedroom..