Making my mom a pervert has been one of the biggest dreams of my entire existence. Not only have I fantasized about it for years, I have actually tried to make it happen in the most pathetic and humiliating way possible. This is because making mommy scream or make her squirm in bed with you is actually one of the best and most effective ways to get her to squirm and experience an absolute pleasure. Here are my favorite arts and sex crafts for moms who want to give your screaming honey everything she can stand:.