Have you ever wanted to know what it would be like to stalk old people? It is surprisingly easier than you think, and it can be great fun for both of you. First, if you do not want to try this tactic, then I recommend that you do not stalk anybody because it just will not work. Instead, if you do want to try to get your ex girlfriend or boyfriend back, then I suggest that you get a pet dog so that you can easily stalk old people, because it is much easier than trying to talk to someone who is hundreds or even thousands of years old. Good luck, and happy hunting!.