Recently, I had to sit through a public speaking class taught by Isis Teaches A Mall Cop about why you shouldn't give a blowjob, or multiple blowjobs, or even ask for one. The entire lesson was a bunch of political correctness lessons designed to teach my kids the politically correct way not to do drugs, and other things that are against the law. No matter how many times I told my kids that they were going to get a good grade if they didn't blow me off, they kept insisting that I was being unfair. So now, I am sitting home thinking about what to teach my six-year-old about the big ass blowjob I just gave her. Please consider all this..