The Blond Female: instructing Her Husband how to suck a... Big Ass, Big Tits, Butt... You get the picture. When I instruct my Wife on how to be better in bed, I find her browsing the internet in one of those big sexy women's clothing stores. I love that because she likes to shop that way and it helps her sensitivities. I love my Wife so much that sometimes when I watch TV in bed I think about how much I want to rip her clothes off and bang her big ass while blowing her brains out. Sometimes I have the audacity to ask her if she wants to go all the way, but she shuts down the computer and smiles..