In Old Neighbors, Old Dogs, Old Women by Rebecca Jane Smyth, the title character, newlywed and a proud "Old Maid" decides to move into an apartment with her uptight, rigid, Granny Housewife wife. When she arrives home to a granny, licking all the time, the old women sends her away. It is then that the old woman decides to seduce her new bride in order to have sex..