Hausfrau Freund, also known as Assistant to the Countess of Austria and also a professional horseplay artist/entertainer, has been given the task of translating the phrase, " HAUSFRAU" into English. She translates the phrase literally to "Hard as a Cucumber" and thus she translates the erotic act of riding and milking as "hard as a cowgirl". She provides a nice contextual bridge to the video because the phrase is repeated several times throughout the video..