"Fucking horny Granny Rides Black Schlong" by Max Lucado is an adult interracial love video written by Max Lucado. In this video, a black woman decides to teach her white boyfriend a lesson in how to satisfy a black woman by giving him some oral sex. Things go bad fast when the white man decides that he wants to give his girlfriend what she wants and has the nerve to tell the black woman that he doesn't know how. He then proceeds to fondle her and tell her that it's just between them, and they should just be friends. The black woman screams, hits her black boyfriend over the head with the black garbage can lid, and sends him tumbling down onto the couch..