It is hard to believe that the origin of licking one's own anus could be traced back to the ancient and fun-loving era of the Middle Ages. The video goes that Count Dracula had his mistress offer him the chance to lick her bottom - a dish which was not only unsavory but highly insulting to the nobleman's pride. The poor man simply took it, even though he knew it was beneath his dignity to do so, and proceeded to lick the woman till all her insides were now soaked with his warm saliva. This act was not actually documented in written form until the twelfth century, where it was recorded that a Welsh princess made it clear to her husband that if he did not start practicing fellatio on her he would be forced to lick his own bottom. This custom died down somewhat but has continued to be referenced in pornographic literature and movies, to the embarrassment of the author and his many fans who continue to be shocked at how far a man will go to please his lover in bed..