Mature German ladies never get it wrong, they know how to please a guy. You see, unlike young Germans, we have had time to perfect our skills, and now that we are finally getting to be known as real people, we are able to step out into the public arena and blow our socks off in the best possible way - right on the dirty floor. Here is what you need to do to get your new German lover going. Start with a nice thick t-shirt and make sure its black with some good artwork on it, preferably something with lots of foreplay imagery such as roses, or exotic dancers or beautiful women. Buy her some new boots, preferably leather ones with wedge heels because these will give her just the right elevation when she gets up on her feet, and let her put all the emphasis on her new black leather stilettos, those monster heels will do magic on her big black thing. She will love being like a pinata, and once you've won her over, you can be sure she'll tell all her friends about how great you are..