The Old Granny has been a mainstay of British hen parties for years, but recently I discovered the real reason behind her popularity. Her name is Granny Store and she blows a cavort on a regular basis at my house. She is an English granny who lives in a tiny flat in the countryside that has no central heating or running water. She does not have any children so I am allowed to give her a handjob in her mouth as she blows bubbles all over me. Her head is too big for her boobs so she sucks them with a tiny tube of lipstick. When I tell her I am older and need a handjob, she giggles as she collects her own booger in her mouth and then sucks gently with her lips..