Mom gets jealous because her hubby can't have his tight little black male friend anymore, so she decides to get even by catching him in the act. Of course, mom doesn't actually catch my son performing a gay porn trick on her but I'm pretty sure my hubby did since he keeps denying the allegations. Mom starts making accusations and my son denies them until one day he calls me up out of the blue and admits that he was indeed caught red handed with his hand down his pants in the women's room while mom was watching. Turns out she caught him too and the whole thing turned into an even bigger mess than it initially was. I had to drag my wife out of the house to calm her down after she started crying because her son is going to be grounded for two weeks because of this lie she made about anal sex..