In my family, we celebrate our Grandparents on the anniversary of their "birth" every year. My Grandparents were born in 1905 and are a little less than a year younger than my mother. So this past year when I got to look at the calendar and realized that my Grandparents were a couple of days away from being a hundred years old, I was suddenly very glad about the fact that I had two choices: to run out and have an orgy with my girlfriend, or to embarrass myself in front of my Grandparents. I chose the latter and I was elated when I noticed how much my Grandparents enjoyed the orgy. Although I am not sure what they liked more, the orgy or the cowgirl fingering..