If you're looking for the answer to the question, "Why Did Regular Guy Shawn Alff Have Sex With Pornstar London River?" then look no further. Here, we've put together a short, naughty video that shows Alff rubbing elbows with some of the most infamous names in the business. As a production assistant, Alff has been rubbing elbows with stars while pushing paperwork and getting snacks for them. But if this is not his dream job, it's hard to say that he's lived it to the fullest..