"Can you hear me now - My Little Dymphah is having an orgasm in her little dirty little stepsister's bed." This is one dirty mother's day text from a friend of my stepdaughter, who just heard what her stepdaughter had told her mom. Of course, step moms might be offended, but that does not make me a bad mother. In fact, I bet most of the dads in the room are nodding in agreement with my stepdaughter when she says that.