Ivy Lebelle's Doggie Poop Diaries series has always had me laughing out loud. In Doggie Poop Diaries 5, however, I'm not quite so laughing. Here's the premise: Ivy Lebelle takes her mother on a short road trip across country to visit relatives in the big bad old state of Texas. Except the trip is a blood-soaked nightmare, and Ivy's mother falls asleep on the back seat, apparently having been held prisoner by a particularly nasty man known only by the name "Pawg".