It is not that I want to turn any of you off from the art of giving a handjob, but I think I should warn the newbie in the room about the dangers of giving a handjob on the porch, in the presence of your mother-in-law or other female relatives. Believe me, it isn't that I want to persecute women (although some do find it reprehensible), but I just don't want the women to be vulnerable while giving out such pleasure to their husbands and boyfriends. The male species have been known to use their ladies in ways that are beyond disgusting, such as when they go in there to perform cunnilingus on you (and I have seen this done on several occasions). So please don't fall victim to some sleazy pickup artist trying to exploit women for sexual purposes.