Almost get caught by mom squirting Unpacking Stepmom, and the result is not pretty. Moms are usually very protective of their babies, especially if they are older or have kids of their own. When a squirting, screaming, or crying baby gets in the way, it can be a real struggle for mom to keep her cool. If you are about to get caught by your mother or stepmother, here are some of the things you will probably want to avoid at all costs!