When my stepson steps in the door from college and announces he wants to move into a house with two hot women from across the country, I can't help but think, "You really need to practice that new talking skill if you want to impress your stepmother." Stepmom is my older half-step sister, my sexy, older stepdaughter. I'd like to think she's a real woman, but the truth is she isn't - at least not sexually. But what if I told you there was an old lady with the wicked sense of humor who wanted to share a sexy, secret love of older men with my young stepson?