I'm going to talk about how I went about pleasing my lady friend, Granny Sprinkled at a Sex Club. She's a 77-year-old retired housekeeper who loves to watch her grandkids when they're out. She was invited out to a nudist resort by her grandson, who said it was going to be one of his best vacations ever. Granny Sprinkled accepted the invitation and before she left for the trip, she asked me to give her a handjob. I wasn't really sure what to do because she is such a fastidious old bugger that it would be embarrassing if I didn't use the correct technique. So I tried to explain to her that it's not good etiquette to do a handjob while you're at a nudist resort, but she wanted to do it anyway..