My Granny just died and she was my neighbour's big cock off a Dolphin. No, seriously. She died of natural causes (she wasn't a drug addict or an alcoholic) and her demise was announced by the same old man who called her the Big Cocked Monkey on his birthday several times a year. My Granny loved Big Cocks so much she would have done anything for him to kiss her good-bye and bid her adieu. She knew the truth, not all of it pleasant, but she understood it all, even when it made her very upset..