"Lonely Granny gives Her Pussy" is the latest reality show on a major network called Vh1. The show chronicles the life of a 35-year-old single mother, Ashlee Simpson who moves in with her sister and cousins. It's clear from the beginning that Ashlee's not happy about her situation. She screams on the phone for her family to leave but they don't. Things get even worse when her brother calls her to ask her out to go bowling, she tells him no again.