"Cute as a picture" is how my grandpa describes me. And the truth about him - "Cute as a picture" doesn't describe him, which is why he never gave me a blowjob when I was a teenager. Grandpa has a thing for mature women with big boobs, but that's only because he likes them. He even gave me a ride one time when I was fifteen, and I probably would have gone crazy if he'd given it to me without a condom on..